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Captain Walker

Boiled rice–simple!

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You know I overhear people at supermarkets saying that they don’t know how to “cook rice” – and hence they don’t buy it or try it. Hello – I’m not saying you have to like the thing.

Whether or not you agree our Fat Disclaimer applies

I’d just read the instructions and follow what it says on the ‘tin’, but that’s too hard for many. No – I don’t eat a lot of boiled rice. Keep calm and meditate.

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That’s my boiled rice. It’s straight out of the microwave, ready to eat. “Microwave!” you exclaim. “Yes!!” I exclaim in response.

Here’s how easy. This is what I do.

1. Grab a good handful of rice and throw it in a clean plastic microwaveable bowl. Add another handful.

2. Bring to a boil about 500 ml of water in a kettle.

3. Pour the water into the bowl with the rice to cover it by about 1 cm.

4. Don’t cover the bowl.

5. Gently put the bowl with the hot water in the microwave.

6. Set the microwave for 10 mins at 40% power and get it going (go read your microwave manual how to do that) .

I may give it a turn with a spoon at 5 min, or just let it finish in 10. 

If you thought this was a blog about teaching people how to boil rice – you missed the point – entirely! I’m not tellin’.