I’ve been receiving unsolicited promotional emails again. I mean I tick the relevant box when I deal with companies – checking carefully that by doing so I do not opt in for such emails. But it’s clear to me now that they take no notice. They insist on sending me their junk.
Yes – I can put filters on these things, but why do I have to take that effort? I should not need to do this. Two days ago one company insisted I hit some unsubscribe link. I told them I’d be doing no such thing, and to get me off their list – instantly else there would be trouble. They obliged.
Today more of the same from another company. So this is the text of my email to them.
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These are clear instructions that are not negotiable or subject to any conditions that predate this email. From here on I sever any contractual agreement to receive your emails or that from any other entity.
Please carry out instructions below:
- Do not send promotional email to my email address.
- Do not ask questions.
- Do not tell me to click an unsubscribe link.
- Do not inform me of anything or any disadvantages.
- Do not apologise.
- Do not argue with me or cause me distress.
- Do not interpret my state of mind.
- Just do as I say – now.
For the avoidance of doubt, my email address was not supplied on condition that I would have to hit an unsubscribe button. Find the means to remove me and do as I request.
NOW READ 1 TO 7 ABOVE AND DO NOT SEND ME ANOTHER EMAIL TO CONFIRM YOUR ACTIONS.
I really don’t think I could be clearer.
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