Coming soon! The Kael'Nyrin Scrolls: The Atlas Edict

Captain Walker

Prime cuts–lock me up now!

amazing, logic

Estimated reading time at 200 wpm: 1 minute

Meat at £37.78 per kg – yep that’s gotta be a prime cut – or even a super prime cut, you might think!

Whether or not you agree our Fat Disclaimer applies

Well you’ve probably  spotted the picture below already so you know it isn’t. But because you love that kitty, you’d buy it – lovingly. That’s how we humans operate – and unless I agree, then I’m not part of the human race. What’s new?

I’m actually from another planet – that’s what people tell me. But if I assert that too often, of my own accord I risk being locked up in a nut-house. Strangely it isn’t mad to purchase cat food at £37.78/kg. That’s perfectly sane – isn’t it. But to scoff at it isn’t? Lock me up now!!

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