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Alice calls Tarek: Digital Panic about Vitamin D

A phone call via WhatsApp at 8:17 am on a Saturday morning. (Tarek, spotting the call thinks to himself: Alice? The only reason to call before the coffee has fully processed is either a family emergency or an existential crisis over kale. And I’m betting on kale.) The Phone Call Tarek: Good morning, Alice. Alice: ...

BREAKING RESEARCH NEWS – The Quantum Mechanics of Stupidity

In a groundbreaking study, a team of researchers at the International Institute of Quantum Idiocy (IIQI) has discovered a new set of particles that is believed to be the fundamental building blocks of stupidity. The particle, named the “stupidion,” has a unique set of properties that set it apart from all other known particles in ...