Observations on the world and its inhabitants
🔥 The Ashtray Epiphany Gwyneth Paltrow, high priestess of curated purity, once quit smoking not for health, family, or climate—but because she “didn’t want to smell like an ashtray” while filming Mortdecai. That’s right: Mortdecai, the cinematic equivalent of a scented candle lit in a vacuum. This wasn’t a health decision. It was reputational hygiene. ...
📡 Breaking News: Meteorologists have confirmed the arrival of a Category 5 Excremental Cyclone, colloquially known as The Big Brown Swirl. Unlike ordinary storms, this one is powered not by warm ocean currents but by hot air, bad takes, and reputational methane leaks. The official government advisory reads: “When you see a shit storm, run ...
What do you get when you cross a disgraced financier, a royal wellness invoice, a billionaire’s cryptic RSVP, and a massage menu that reads like a legal deposition? A reputational ghost flight aboard the Lolita Express, where every artefact is a teachable scandal and every seat comes with plausible deniability. Are you ready for reputational ...
The latest moral panic to grace the pages of Scientific American: AI chatbots are apparently fuelling psychotic episodes now. Obviously, when the world’s burning, the economy’s wheezing, and public trust in institutions is circling the drain, what we really need to worry about is whether someone’s chatbot told them they’re the reincarnation of Plato. Strap ...
The English language – that glorious tapestry woven with threads of history, invasion, and an inexplicable fondness for silent letters. But lately, it seems our most cherished pastime isn’t actually using the language, but rather, endlessly dissecting its every variation – particularly when it comes to spelling and pronunciation. And honestly, it’s getting a bit… ...
Because I study stupidity so much, I’ve become a pass master at mimicking stupidity. Well it is been good. How? Some people actually have come to believe that I’m either terribly stupid or demented to some degree. I have evidence. Oh yes – but that doesn’t mean that everybody gets to see it. Why? Jeez ...
