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I’ve trawled through all my posts – not one by one but with the search engine in the backend – and realised that I’ve not posted any jokes up here. So this one starts a series on jokes that will have a tag of ‘jokes’.
Whether or not you agree our Fat Disclaimer applies
Stupid: So you’re planning to become a comedian. Now that’s a laugh. ??
CW: No – I’m planning no such thing. I just wanted to share some jokes.
Stupid: You and jokes – is that even possible?!
CW: Yes – I pick up a few jokes from others that I think were good ones. So I thought I could share the laughs around.
Stupid: Nobody will laugh at your jokes!
CW: It is not my jokes. I’m not interested to find out who would laugh or not, or find them funny. I can’t please everybody. How do you know that ‘nobody‘ will laugh’?
Stupid: It is just about you – you just make people cry all the time.
CW: How do you know that – have you met these ‘people’ to know that they’re crying ‘all the time’?
Stupid: No. But I can just imagine.
CW: So your imagination is the thing – is it? Your imagination becomes fact?
Stupid: Yes – duhh.
CW: Well that’s lovely! It is the reason you exist. Thanks for your univited contribution. Now back in the box!
Sorry about that. To continue with the joke now.
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