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Articles for category: Health

Captain Walker

Cartoon of NHS factory producing endless inquiries

The Macro‑picture of a Doomed NHS

The NHS does not simply experience isolated organisational failures. When patterns recur across trusts, regions and decades, failure ceases to be an incident and becomes a structural feature of the system itself. Reviews, inquiries and investigations have become the NHS’s primary mechanism of self‑reflection. Yet these rituals rarely alter the underlying dynamics that created the ...

Infographic comparing UK tobacco act and Swedish snus

The Act That Manages Everything Except Health

The Tobacco and Vapes Act 2026 makes it a crime, punishable by two years’ imprisonment, to sell a product that Sweden used to achieve Europe’s lowest smoking mortality rate TVA2026, s.7-9. It simultaneously protects the sale of combustible cigarettes to every adult who already smokes them. Those two facts, side by side, tell you something ...

Human body illustration with highlighted internal organs and microplastic particles

The Jury Is Out on Microplastics – I’m Not Waiting

There are few things more unsettling than the idea that something unwanted has taken up residence inside your body. Microplastics have crossed from environmental concern to deeply personal intrusion, and the headlines have followed. Fragments in lung tissue. Particles in blood. Traces in the placenta. The reporting oscillates between quiet alarm and outright panic, and ...

Doctor and nurse examining boy in hospital bed

A Child Is Dead – The Real Failure Ignored

An eight‑year‑old child was referred to hospital by his GP with fever, tachycardia, vomiting, and abdominal pain and a concern about a serious underlying cause, including appendicitis. At the hospital he was assessed not by a doctor but by an Advanced Nurse Practitioner, who did not carry out blood tests, urine testing, repeat observations, or ...

Person in concrete maze labelled police and inquest

SYSTEMIC COVER-UP: The Laura Higginson Case

This is the story of Laura Higginson, a 30-year-old trainee solicitor and mother of two, who died in 2017 after a hospital (iatrogenic) overdose in relation to Gitelman Syndrome (affecting 1 in 40,000 people in the UK). It details her husband; Antony’s nine-year battle to uncover the truth and hold the medical staff and regulatory ...

Captain Walker

Cartoon shows patient in corridor hospital bed.

Corridor Care™: The Latest NHS Innovation

In the era of 21st century high-quality care, where robots deliver your meds and AI diagnoses your ailments, the NHS has boldly innovated by turning corridors into the latest treatment hotspots. Who needs fancy wards or proper rooms when you can have the thrilling ambiance of foot traffic and the gentle hum of passing trolleys? ...

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The Cruel Equation: Trauma, Addiction, and the Fire of Creative Genius

The history of world-class achievement is haunted by one harrowing question: Is genius inextricably tied to suffering? Across music, literature, and the unforgiving arenas of law, a devastating pattern emerges. Brilliant people possess extraordinary emotional depth and mental capacity. These gifts are frequently rooted in profound personal trauma. This trauma fuels an overwhelming need for ...

Cartoon couples depict contrasting relationship dynamics.

Hot But Unmoved: Nymphomaniacs in Recovery

🧠 Welcome to the Dopamine Desert In the spirit of reputational cartography and ensemble storytelling, I present a diagnostic artefact so rich in irony it could be prescribed as a laxative. This post is not a scientific treatise—though it may contain traces of serotonin. You have a roast of modern pharmacology, and a cautionary tale ...

Captain Walker

Cartoon: Officials ignore disaster outside window.

The glorious renaissance of UK health services

Welcome, dear reader, to the golden age of UK healthcare in England & Wales— a time of bold vision, decisive leadership, and the sort of strategic brilliance that can only be achieved when the primary design principle is “do more with less, then do less with less, then pretend it’s more again.”   This is ...

Cartoon women in bikinis projected on hospital screen.

Inverse Trauma Reprocessing: A Paradigm Shift in Containment Psychology

Picture the scene: a psychiatrist, armed only with a clipboard and a dwindling supply of professional dignity, receives a memo that reads like the fevered output of a late-night brainstorming session fuelled by expired coffee and unchecked optimism. “Facilitate trauma reenactment sessions using high-definition gaming platforms,” it begins, as though this were a perfectly reasonable ...

From Satire to Regulatory Scrutiny: Navigating the Safeguarding Maze at St Andrew’s Healthcare

Across the UK healthcare sector, institutions are increasingly adopting tools like the “Safeguard-o-Matic 3000” to manage reputational risks and streamline compliance processes. This device, widely used in various settings, is designed to detect, deflect, and dilute allegations of misconduct before they escalate. Note: This satirical section is intended to critique broader trends in institutional safeguarding ...

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The Great Cabbage Conspiracy: Why water is useless!

Alright, gather ’round, folks, and let me tell you a tale of culinary peril, a rogue piece of cabbage, and the baffling human instinct to offer water when someone’s clearly drowning… on land. It all started innocently enough. I was minding my own business, enjoying a perfectly average meal, when BAM! A tiny, yet incredibly ...

Authority and basic thinking

Situations where authority trumps logic continue to weigh on my mind. As a doctor, I often find myself in situations where I need to break down complex concepts into simple, digestible pieces of information for patients and staff. Despite my best efforts to avoid medical jargon and make these explanations as clear as possible, I ...

Beaten up again!

I really don’t understand. It is so unfair. I tried to learn and thought I did learn what was important to doctors on a certain forum. Then I’m beaten up for the understanding I was led to. Oh well it is the rough and tumble of forums, I must understand and try to accept – ...

Valdo Calocane: did he get away with murder?

The recent events on the sentencing of Valdo Calocane have led to public outcries. Mr Coates’ son James (a victim) said that Calocane had “made a mockery of the system“, adding that “he has got away with murder“. I have no relationship to the victims, their families, Calocane or the legal proceedings. This exploration will ...

What’s wrong with me!

Oh yes – that’s what I am forced to ask myself because others will no doubt wonder after reading some of this blog. How crazy am I? Much of today Saturday 02/12/2023 was taken up reading details the case Prof Marjan Jahangiri. It is in the public domain. I can imagine some will be going, ...

A maddening time. The penny dropped.

I’ve obviously been too busy elsewhere to be writing up here. Well, as some may know I’m writing a lot more stuff in other places and producing videos. Suffering In the last 12 months I’ve been exposed to the worst kinds of human suffering. It is in health services of course. If you were born ...

Not a quiet time

In the last 2 months I’ve been working flat out. I’m coming into so many clinical and managerial issues. I’ve been in a state of disbelief about what’s happening – or rather not happening for patients. This has put me into deep thought on the fundamentals of medical practice. Hence I’ve been busy over at ...